Me: I love Samantha Bee, but I’ve got to give her dress an F. Marley: She looks like she’s wearing a Double Stuffed Oreo. I am very conflicted because I love Jane Fonda – she looks great and has obviously made a deal with the devil, but the Barbie pink color and sorority-girl pony tail are not working for me. Me: I think she and Sarah Paulson share the same terrible designer. We love you, but your Emmy look a two thumbs down, no! Me: Also, what’s with the hair? Sorry, Sarah, Marley and I are in agreeance. Marley: Yeah, you know, wrapped up in tin foil, to go. Marley: That dress looks like it was made with Dollar Store pom poms mixed with piñata. Zoe Kravitz made a lot of people’s Best Dressed list. But even then, Marley is right about the whole diaper, V thing. It looks like a Project Runway designer tried way too hard to be cutting edge. Me: She is stunning, but there is just way too much going on there. It looks like she’s wearing a diaper, the way that thing V’s and it looks like the designer didn’t have enough of the same fabric, so just used whatever he had and it was the first time he used a sewing machine. So I present to you our (Unplanned-Oh-Shit-Totally-Last-Minute) 2017 Emmy Red Carpet Review: The Nope Marley sat next to me on the couch while we simultaneously watched the show and scanned the internet for Red Carpet pictures. But we do this for you, not for us, so we decided to rally. I came this close to saying, “Screw it,” and just not doing it this year. We missed the Red Carpet! We missed the beginning of the show. So at 8:15 on Sunday evening when we had just sat down to watch our DVR’d America’s Got Talent semi-finals and I envisioned myself falling asleep on the couch 30 minutes later, Marley got a text from my friend Laurel asking if she could babysit later in the week and was she going to be snarking on the Emmy’s with me tonight. (#livingthedream) Also, I saw my mom and step-dad who just got home from a three month vacation. And if you’re wondering if being on the floor is really a lot better than being in the shit seats (almost) all the way at the top, the answer is YES!Īnd then Sunday, I completed the fabulousness by doing laundry, grocery shopping and cleaning my room. And Marley got us the total hook up when she snapchatted that she was there and a friend saw her post and messaged her that her brother was working the show and he hooked us up with floor passes. You should be most jealous about that, because Oh. Saturday night Marley and I went to the Green Day concert at the Rose Bowl. Not that I’m mostly likely 100% gray or anything. Saturday afternoon I got a much needed haircut and root touch up. Hint: he does.)Īgain, it’s okay if you’re a little jealous. This guy was my instructor.Īdam Von Rothfelder (I won’t tell if you google his name to see if he has any underwear model pictures. Saturday morning I went to a 9AM yogaish/boot campish class at Malibu Winery. Yes, it was awesome and you should be very (very) jealous. Friday night I went see Hall and Oates/Tears for Fears in concert. It’s not that I forgot or that it slipped my mind. I didn’t know the Emmy’s were on last night. I present to you, my 2019 Emmy Red (Purple) Carpet Review. (Marley and I might have to pass the torch to them soon.) I do this for you (the five people who look forward to this post every year), but I can only do so much.Ī special shout out and thank you to my friend Laurel and her daughter Lexi who texted me their comments last night. You get what you get and you don’t get upset, people. Plus, WordPress has changed its format and I hate it and this post looks all wonky and I have given up caring. Marley got home from work around 8:30 PM after a late Saturday night and a long shift Sunday and she’s tired. Which is my very long-winded way of saying. Then instead of getting up and cleaning (because you know I came home to a dirty house), shopping (because you also know I came home to a house with no fresh food), and doing laundry (spoiler alert – there was plenty of that, that wasn’t mine too), I dragged my jet lagged ass to a country festival at the beach. I landed at LAX on Saturday at 8:30 AM (after waking up at 4:45 AM for a 7:00 AM flight from Indianapolis), got home around 10:00 AM and went to bed until noon. I just got back from an eight night one-third vacation, two-thirds business trip. In fact I didn’t know the Emmy’s were happening tonight until my husband and I were reading the Sunday paper and noticed a story about the Emmy’s on the cover of Parade Magazine.īecause I really don’t have time for this. Can I let you in on a secret? You might think that because I’ve been writing this red carpet (that was actually purple this year) post for the last 10ish years, that I not only wait for the Emmy’s (Oscar’s and Golden Globe’s) every year with baited breath, but actually know when they are going to occur.
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